For the record, and just so you can’t say you weren’t told, these are the 32 starting quarterbacks in the NFL and the 50 backups. Draw your own conclusions.
(Author’s note: We list these only because Joe Webb was just signed by the Buffalo Bills, whose starter and first backup, Tyrod Taylor and T.J. Yates, are still in the concussion protocol).
AFC WEST
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DENVER: Trevor Siemian (Paxton Lynch, Brock Osweiler)
KANSAS CITY: Alex Smith (Patrick Mahomes, Tyler Bray)
LOS ANGELES: Philip Rivers (Cardale Jones)
OAKLAND: Derek Carr (E.J. Manuel, Connor Cook)
San Francisco 49ers
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AFC NORTH
BALTIMORE: Joe Flacco (Ryan Mallett)
CINCINNATI: Andy Dalton (AJ McCarron)
CLEVELAND: DeShone Kizer (Cody Kessler, Kevin Hogan, Josh Woodrum)
PITTSBURGH: Ben Roethlisberger (Landry Jones, Joshua Dobbs)
AFC SOUTH
HOUSTON: Tom Savage (DeShaun Watson)
INDIANAPOLIS: Scott Tolzien (Andrew Luck, Jacoby Brissett)
JACKSONVILLE: Chad Henne (Blake Bortles)
TENNESSEE: Marcus Mariota (Matt Cassel)
AFC EAST
BUFFALO: Nathan Peterman (Taylor, Yates, Webb)
MIAMI: Jay Cutler (Matt Moore, David Fales)
NEW ENGLAND: Tom Brady (Jimmy Garoppolo)
NEW YORK: Josh McCown (Bryce Petty, Christian Hackenberg)
NFC WEST
ARIZONA: Carson Palmer (Drew Stanton, Blaine Gabbert)
LOS ANGELES: Jared Goff (Sean Mannion)
SAN FRANCISCO: Brian Hoyer (C.J. Beathard)
SEATTLE: Russell Wilson (Austin Davis)
NFC NORTH
CHICAGO: Mike Glennon (Mitchell Trubisky, Mark Sanchez)
DETROIT: Matthews Stafford (Jack Rudock)
GREEN BAY: Aaron Rodgers (Brett Hundley)
MINNESOTA: Sam Bradford (Case Keenum)
NFL SOUTH
ATLANTA: Matt Ryan (Matt Schaub)
CAROLINA: Cam Newton (Derek Anderson, Brad Kaaya)
NEW ORLEANS: Drew Brees (Chase Daniel, Taysom Hill)
TAMPA BAY: Jameis Winston (Ryan Fitzpatrick, Ryan Griffin)
NFC EAST
DALLAS: Dak Prescott (Cooper Rush)
NEW YORK: Eli Manning (Geno Smith, Davis Webb)
PHILADELPHIA: Carson Wentz (Nick Foles)
WASHINGTON: Kirk Cousins (Colt McCoy)
Again, draw your own conclusions. I know I’ve drawn mine.