Washington is in the playoff hunt with four games remaining.
They are gearing up for their championship run with recently signed . . . wait for it . . . Mark Sanchez and Josh Johnson lining up on the team’s depth chart.
Apparently, they could not think of anyone better who is currently out of a job.
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SIGN UP HERE Here is are our official Week 14 rankings:
1. Dak Prescott, Dallas: Sure, he was sacked seven times, but he completed 24 of 28 and led the upset of the Saints. (Last week: 14)
2. Philip Rivers, L.A. Chargers: Nobody leads a comeback from a 16-point deficit in Pittsburgh except this guy. (1)
3. Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City: OK, but can he win in the playoffs? (4)
4. Drew Brees, New Orleans: Who do you got in the MVP race? This guy or Mahomes? (2)
5. Russell Wilson, Seattle: He threw four TD passes, but his most impressive toss was Fred Warner’s shoe. (5)
6. Tom Brady, New England: Now that he’s hit the 1,000-yard mark in rushing over the course of his 19-year career, we can officially declare him a dual threat. (7)
7. Deshaun Watson, Houston: Don’t sleep on the Texans. (8)
8. Jared Goff, L.A. Rams: Even when he struggles, the Rams win. (3)
9. Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay: Um, Mr. McCarthy, meet me at my locker stall. And bring your playbook. (9)
10. Cam Newton, Carolina: His eighth season is, so far, his best season. (10)
11. Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh: Leads the NFL with 3,945 passing yards. (11)
12. Matt Ryan, Atlanta: A lot has gone wrong in Atlanta. Ryan is not the problem. (12)
13. Andrew Luck, Indianapolis: We were so high on Luck up until the point he could not put any points on the board against the struggling Jags. (6)
14. Kirk Cousins, Minnesota: A lot has gone wrong in Minnesota. Cousins is not the problem. (13)
15. Baker Mayfield, Cleveland: He’s seemed to moved on without losing any sleep following Hue Jackson’s departure. (15)
16. Carson Wentz, Philadelphia: This is when they need him to show up and lead the team. (16)
17. Marcus Mariota, Tennessee: Comeback win over the Jets was his eighth fourth-quarter or OT comeback in the past two years.. (20)
18. DEREK CARR, RAIDERS: Getting back on track with career-highs in completion percentage (69.2) and average yards per pass attempt (7.4). (18)
19. Matthew Stafford, Detroit: Yep, we all expected more. (19)
20. Jameis Winston, Tampa Bay: Now, things are looking up. (24)
21. Eli Manning, N.Y. Giants: Kyle Lauletta Watch gets pushed back another week. (21)
22. Case Keenum, Denver: He continues to make his case to keep the job beyond this season. (22)
23. Ryan Tannehill, Miami: Still hanging around the playoff picture. (23)
24. Chase Daniel, Chicago: In losing to the lowly Giants, he summed it up, “I let my team down.” (Mitchell Trubisky, 15)
25. Josh Allen, Buffalo: He’s starting to get it done. (26)
26. Lamar Jackson, Baltimore: He rushed for 75 yards before going in concussion protocol. RG3 stepped in. (25)
27. Josh Rosen, Arizona: He engineered the upset that prompted the Packers to fire Mike McCarthy. (29)
28. NICK MULLENS, 49ERS: Threw for 414 yards, the NFL-high of the week, though most of them came in the second half when the 49ers were hopelessly behind. (30)
29. Jeff Driskel, Cincinnati: The losing continues. (31)
30. Cody Kesslier, Jacksonville: He has a pulse, so he’s better than the guy he replaced. (Blake Bortles32)
31. Josh McCown, N.Y. Jets: Sam Darnold’s job for the future is safe. (28)
32. Mark Sanchez, Washington: There’s simply no upside if he does not bring along the entertainment value of the “Butt Fumble.” (Colt McCoy, 27)